Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Arcane Transmissions.

Recently I have been pondering what it might be like to be a paranoid schizophrenic. That disorder would include symptoms of delusions and auditory hallucinations. With this subclassification of the disorder, I wouldn't have to give up organized thinking and I could still display wild mood swings. I could look for signs everywhere, believing that I could divine the future and perhaps master my fate through the sheer power of thought. Surely there is fertile ground (even in my immediate environment) where I can encounter sources of divination.

As an example... I recently received an e-mail from one "Rhinehart [locationif@astesa.com.mx]". This sender appears (at first glance) to be employing some form of random text generator in order to sell me on the purchase of stock from some corporation called "China Biolife Enterprises". One might assume that this e-mail has been sent out en masse to thousands of prospective customers. But maybe that's just what they want you to believe... In truth this seemingly nonsensical text may secretly be trying to convey a series of secret messages- just for me! Perhaps the wily author of said note is merely employing the William Burroughs/Brion Gysin cut-up method of poetry to cloak his/her meaning. Let's have a look at the text itself:

"Alynna nechayev, ds star, maquis. Quotes bios plots fad type year
votes, series. Site fighting women of world about this fight.
Poesister, sister fran april dress. Lives ingrid mitchell cruise,
deception, days summer dool, informal. Guys father dowling hudson
fugitive priest!
Which service provided, youan license?
Vision buffalo thanks third assistant.
Italy friday, loly munoz sonja. Nechayev ds star, maquis, glass
shield lewis sorority girl.
Sabrina goes college gerinikki jobjumper.
Person users posts updated near. Future clicking button left through,
stepbystep process.
Here, info wide coverage womens.
Ratings december thank you your su cant.
Sukhothai, super pro at carrington house. Barbara reilkin counselor lovelorn.
Contact help history pictures from videos sale!
Naveau murder mode classic.
Ill never love again teenage, geri sabrina goes college. Geri
sabrina, goes college.
Preemptive strike journeys end descent, chain command stanja.
Atty brooke, mcadam crimes passion unsolved mysteries dark.
Info wide, coverage womens kickboxing."


What does this REALLY mean? To get at its true meaning... we'll have to look at it in several sections:

"Alynna nechayev, ds star, maquis. Quotes bios plots fad type year
votes, series. Site fighting women of world about this fight.
Poesister, sister fran april dress. Lives ingrid mitchell cruise,
deception, days summer dool, informal. Guys father dowling hudson
fugitive priest!"

It seems quite obvious that the key to understanding revelatory events of the 20th century lies in the story of the downfall of Czarist Russia. What's not so well known is that one of Czar Nicholas' daughters (here referred to as "Alynna Nechayev") survived the massacre of her family. Neither are people aware that Nechayev, upon her subsequent flight to the US, formed an underground sadomasochistic order based out of the lower east side of New York City. It was from her position as head of "D's Star", that Nechayev engineered the catastrophic market crash that led to the Great Depression. The reference to "Poe's sister" illuminates the link between the great Poet's ostensibly "insane" sister Rosalie... who, styling herself "Fran", masked her role as the link between the Marquis de Sade and "The Great Beast" Aleister Crowley. "Fran of the april dress" was a symbol of feminine power in the Order of D's Star. Ingrid Mitchell Cruise was Nechayev's agent of intrigue... Cruise plied her whorish trade on Wall Street, recruiting dupes for the great unfolding plan that would bring the center of the financial world to their knees. The "fugitive priest" in question is (of course) Rasputin... The Mad Monk. His role in D's Star is only speculated upon... so I won't presume to solve that aprticular mystery.

What have we next?

"Which service provided, youan license?
Vision buffalo thanks third assistant.
Italy friday, loly munoz sonja. Nechayev ds star, maquis, glass
shield lewis sorority girl.
Sabrina goes college gerinikki jobjumper.
Person users posts updated near. Future clicking button left through,
stepbystep process.
Here, info wide coverage womens."

It was a few years into the devastating 1930's that Nechayev finally chose a hand-picked successor as head of D's Star. Nechayev was on a secret getaway in Buffalo, NY when one of her "assistants" (male slaves) began speaking in tongues about a lovely Italian girl named Sonja Munoz. The "third assistant" procured the local girl, with the assistance of his police badge (referred here as the "glass shield", for obvious reasons). Munoz was a victim of the desperate times, and was employed as a streetwalker in order to help feed her family. Nikki, Gerri and Sabrina were the names of her infant daughters. Here we lose the thread of this section. It seems the author of our secret message is giving us veiled instructions with which to trace the geneology of Sonja Munoz.

"Ratings december thank you your su cant.
Sukhothai, super pro at carrington house. Barbara reilkin counselor lovelorn.
Contact help history pictures from videos sale!
Naveau murder mode classic.
Ill never love again teenage, geri sabrina goes college. Geri
sabrina, goes college.
Preemptive strike journeys end descent, chain command stanja.
Atty brooke, mcadam crimes passion unsolved mysteries dark.
Info wide, coverage womens kickboxing."

Now it gets dicey. In order to ferret out the later activities of The Order of D's Star, we must learn of the activities of Sonja Munoz' daughters. We know that Nikki became growingly alarmed at her mother's odd activities during WWII. Her story is a tragic one. She escaped to California to find stardom in the growing motion picture industry of Hollywood. There her star burned brightly... but burned out quickly. After brief success as a femme fatale in several Film Noir pictures at S____ Studios, she fell in with a bad crowd and became addicted to marijuana. Word got out quickly, and she had difficulty getting studio heads to place her in their most expensive projects. She soon found herself playing the role of an exotic Arabian dancer named "Sukhothai" in a series of stag films (produced by a fromt company entitled Carrington House). Her broken body was discovered in a Skid Row hotel in the mid-fifities. Authorities suspected foul play... partly due to tips from Nikki's therapist, Dr. Reilkin. But a case for murder was dropped by frustrated investigators after their few leads turned into dead ends. Nikki enjoyed an unfortunate resurgence in notoriety during the video revolution of the early 1970's, when several early reels of her stag appearances resurfaced in a Naveau, CA garage. Only a privileged few have had the opportunity to view those videos.

Nikki's sisters (Geri and Sabrina) seemed to settle down into typical domestic existences, after attending a semi-prominent midwestern liberal arts college. But apparently our author knows soemthing that we don't. It is reasonable to believe that Sonja Munoz eventually passed down the mantle of D's Star to one of her surviving daughters. It is common knowledge that Geri assumed her domestic chores with relish, finding angelic satisfaction in baking buckeyes and bottling marmalade. The only source of "mystery" in her life was her husband's untimely death after passing out drunk in his own driveway. Geri seemed to have recovered her composure quickly... she remarried quickly, and only made sporadic visits to her first husband's plot at Atty Brooke Cemetary.

Sabrina's path was a bit more complex. We know that she took up martial arts after being captivated by the short-lived "Green Hornet" television program. After a few years on the circuit, she gave up her budding interests in kick-boxing and settled down with her husband, an army veteran who had served as a consultant in Vietnam (1960-1963). Her relations with her surviving sister seem to have been a bit thorny. There are vague whisperings of a love triangle involving the siblings immediately after college. But mostly Sabrina's story in one of faithful service to her husband... who recently reached the apex of his military career as a Lieutenant Colonel in the Army. He was rewarded by an appointment to the Pentagon's Special Planning Office in late 2000.

Neither of the sisters seem likely candidates for the succession of authority in the Order of D's Star. Obviously the author of this e-mail has information that could help unravel this enigma. Unfortunately he has sought to veil his communication in this absurd form. But it is absolutely imperative that I decode his words, for my very destiny is at stake. For you see, I suspect that one of Sonja Munoz' daughters is my biological birth mother. I have believed this for some time.
The Order of D's Star is indeed my birthright, and if only I can figure out this puzzle... then I can truly ascend to great deeds. Perhaps YOU have the missing piece that can help me solve this riddle. Maybe RHINEHArt can be convinced to end my torture... Help me if you can.

1 Comments:

Blogger Rob Park said...

Who laced my computer?

11:10 PM  

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